*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*
well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post
when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for
I like really small and tight cars makes me feel intimate with every passenger it’s very sexy to be in one with all the bros
a clown made this post
the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
do you need to talk
i wish i was a croissant
She delivered
So.. Don’t take her advise then
i mean it was “how to murder your husband” not “how to get away with murdering your husband” you get what you pay for
Oh this made me laugh
